Mary, Mary... Whatcha gonna name that baby?

Okay. Let's recap the past 24 hours.

My mawmaw insisted on going to the hospital because she wasn't feeling well.
Our power went out. Our heat stopped working. Preacher-Man came to fix it. Mom's oven still doesn't work.
Mom keeps having miniature breakdowns.
I got a strand of pearls for Christmas Eve. (OMG. HOT!)
Kitely's coming in less than 24 hours.
I knitted an entire scarf yesterday.

I wonder if my family could be any more dysfunctional? We're thinking of taking my grandmother to Dr. Phil (WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? YOOOU SHOULD BE MORE GRATEFUL).

Our house is mucho cold.

I might go insane soon.

Ohhh.. apparently 'tis the season to be whacko...