what should simply not exist:

split top lips
ear wigs
junk mail
yellow curbs
plastic bags
dear john letters
broken stall locks
peeling nail polish
goat cheese
hollywood
flawed economies
bad first dates
stale fig newtons
midnight construction
scar inducing shoes
crocodile tears
nude pantyhose
deadlines
animal testing
electric bills
styrofoam
saturated fat
grape flavored anything
bleached white flour
jesus camps
our relationship