On the polar opposite of the Golden Rule
lives this very affirmation:

Treat yourself as you would want others to treat you.



Love yourself with unyielding enthusiasm.
Convince yourself you are worthy of your own company.
Be disappointed when you don't spend time with you.
Impress yourself daily.
Be the one person in the world you can't live without.
Learn your own insides and outs.
Memorize the lines of your own face.
Wake up, happy to be lying next to yourself.

Celebrate your 23rd anniversary,
after all, you spend more time with yourself
than anyone else.

Laugh at the faces you make whilst
carefully wiggling on your mascara.

Water your roots,
you didn't become this beautiful creature
without a little help.